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Wednesday, August 20, 2008


Adult Questions

(1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with?
yeaaah.

(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
night but that’s rare. It’s usually the afternoon.

(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
close to it. I drank too much and had to piss sooo badly and then my friend pulled over, I ran into a bookstore, pissed, and then laid on a couch bc my stomach hurt really badly.

(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
naaah.

(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
yessss. Last Tuesday d:

(6) Mexican girls or Chinese guys?
umm. Not into girls…but Chinese guys and Mexican guys are fine.

(7) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both.

(8) Do you love someone in your friends list?
on my myspace.

(9) Love or Money?
looove.

(10) Credit cards or cash?
cash.

(11) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
yesss. And I got them.

(12) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
never been to a 5 star hotel so that.

(13) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
meh.

(14) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
for a certain amount of money.

(15) Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope.

(16) Ever been to a bar?
yes.

(17) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope.

(18) Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
hee hee.

(19) Had sex in a movie theater?
nooo, but I saw some fat hairy chick and her just-as-ugly-bf did…eww.

(20) Had sex in a bathroom?
not a public one.

(21) Have you ever had sex at work?
gah. I wish I worked.

(22) Ever been to an adult store?
does spencers count?

(23) Bought something from an adult store?
sure.

(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
definitely.

(25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
haha. Nope.

(26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
meh. Whosever not afraid of saying they had sex.

(27) Did you answer all these questions correctly?
yeppp.




summer is fading.

i tried my best to do surveys daily. gaaah. so lazzzyyy.

Who was the last person you were under a blanket with?
jo.

Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
yeah. but my eyes are dull and brown. they’re talking about the shape.

Do you like to cuddle?
yes.

Name something great that happened today?
nothing. A lot of bad stuff, but it’s not a bad day.

How many people have you really cried over?
bleh.

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
hmm…probably.

Do you like your life as of now?
it’s pretty awesome because it’s summer, but when summer ends…

What were you doing 20 minutes ago?
looking at some blog about makeup.

Who's car were you last in?
bro’s van.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
not yet.

Did you speak to your mother today?
nope. She’s in vegas.

How many months until your birthday?
five months.

What are you listening to?
nothing

What color is your hair?
natural black.

What is the last movie you watched?
wall-e

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
few seconds ago.

Where is your number one right now?
this isn’t myspace.

When was the last time you cleaned your room?
hmmm…like two days ago.

Where do you hide your money?
around my room and then I forget and then I find and I get excited. Woo.

How did you wake up this morning?
tired.

What's the last bone you broke?
never broken any.

 How many letters are in your last name?
eight.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
why does this get asked a lot?

Do you curse a lot?
naaah.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
depends.

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
male.

Was your last kiss a mistake?
not at all.

 Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
yessss.

When was the last time you cried really hard?
bleh. Two days agoish.

What's a happy time you've had in the past week?
eee!!! I can’t say but it was skfhsdlfgjhrt!

Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
hmmm…

What are you not looking forward to?
SCHOOL.

What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Um?”

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
hell no

Has anyone disappointed you recently?
yes but he made it up.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
woooaaah. I feel asleep at like 8:30ish and woke up at 12.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
yeah.

Are you a morning person or a night?
morning.

Are you a jealous person?
definitely.

What's something you really want right now?
a job!

Do you love anyone?
many.

Do you find yourself loved?
hmmm, sure, but not in a cocky narcissist way.

Have you ever fallen for your ex's best friend?
hhhhhha. Nooooo.

What would you say is your worst flaw?
gaaah. Lack of confidence and pessimistic views.

How many times a week do you shower?
every flippin’ day.

Would you say that people consider you a major flirt?
naaah.

Are you fluent in a language other than your native?
I wish.

Would you rather listen to black metal or country?
country.

What color are your underwear?
white.

How many uncles do you have?
a lot.

Do you know how to Salsa dance?
no.

Whats your favorite flavor ice-cream?
sodjfsg.

Name one of your hobbies?
reading although I don’t do it much anymore.

What is your biggest worry in life right now?
college.

If you could re-live one memory what would it be?
dsojfdxd.

Do you give up easily?
depends on what it is.

What is your lucky number?
negative seven and negative thirteen.

Do beans give you gas?
hmmm. I don’t know.

What are your parents middle names?
kdhglrdr.

Which of your cousins is closest to your age?
the one born in may 1991.

Are you friends with anyone named Nicole?
yes.

What is the closest red item to you?
a game boy game.

If you are married where is your husband right now?
sleeping.

What kind of computer do you have?
a shitty one.

Do you subscribe to HBO channels?
no.

Do you enjoy doing laundry?
meh.

Do you like a warm or hot shower?
hoooot.

What color is the carpet in your house?
we have no carpet.

Whats is the weather like right now?
suny and it’ll just get hotter.

What year was your dad born?
’61

What are your car payments?
car? What car?

Do you know anyone that has 4 kids?
yeah.

If you were president what would be your main goal?
khflsdjfgd.

If your best friend ditched you to go to the movies with her boy friend would it make you angry?
meh. Nah, because I’d do the same.

Are you happy with your relationship status?
yeah.

If you got pregnant at this age and your man left you, would you keep the baby?
yes.

What celeb would you want to spend the day with?
dshferrfe.

If you had your own TV show what would it be called?
fdkgdsf.

What would be the title of your autobiography?
Capi2lo.

Who is the last person you held hands with?
jo.

Who is the last person to talk to you on the phone?
troy.

What does the 12th text message in your inbox say?
meow.”

Have you ever been to a concert?
nope.

What colors would you like to have at your wedding?
pale colours like peach or blue.

Do you work out?
hell no.

Are you in shape?
nooope.

Honestly, have you ever had more than one gf/bf at a time?
nope.

Have you ever kissed another girl/boy while dating someone?
nope.

What is your favorite magizine?
kdfld.

What subject in school are/were you best in?
engrish.

If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
gaaaaah.

What is your favorite color?
grey, teal, turquoise, green, blue, red.

What is your advice for Britney Spears?
kejsdfdsf.

What is your favorite movie of all time?
I like a lot.

Have you ever kissed a person of the same sex?
nope.

Do you smoke?
I use to.

Do you drink?
gaaah. I’ve been sober for four months!

Do your parents know?
they don’t know about my drinking.


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

1. How are you feeling about going back to school this fall?:
ugh. at least it's senior year.

2. What's your position on gay marriage?:
go right ahead.

3. What are you favorite Olympic sports to watch?:
gymnastics and water stuff.

4. What is your favorite computer game to play?:
sims 2 and icewind dale ii

5. What is or are your makeup essential(s)?:
burts beewax chapstick.

6. Can you wink?:
sure.

7. What is your favorite name for a girl?:
terra, faye, karen, juniper, ofelia...lots of weird stuff.

8. What is your favorite name for a boy?:
rowan, angelo

9. Do you doodle during classes?:
yep.

10. Do you own any Converse shoes?:
not anymore. i'm planning to get new ones.

11. What celebrity do you find most annoying?:
miley cruise, vanessa hudgens, zac efron, jonas brothers. i really hate disney now.

12. Do you have any fashion obsession or collection (tons of shoes, rings, etc.)?:
hmmm...cheap sunglasses i guess and t-shirts with awesome stuff on it (threadless.com for example)

13. Do you like to go clubbing or dancing?:
nooo.

14. What do you feel most attractive wearing?:
nothing! haha. no. i'm not attractive at all.

15. Are you photogenic?:
nooope.

16. Do you like watching the UFC?:
noope.

17. What is the highest level math course you have completed?:
algebra ii and i'm stopping there.

18. If you had to get a tattoo (or another tattoo) what would you get and where?:
something that is significant and not cutsey and on my shoulder.

19. Are you going to vote in the next elections, or if you were old enough, would you?:
rfgfddsf

20. What crime do you think is not punished severely enough in your country?:
gdfszdgf

21. What is your favorite flavor of goldfish crackers?:
chedder.

22. Do you dye your hair?:
never in my life. it's only good in black.

23. What city do you wish to visit more than any other?:
gaaaah. i have a whole shit load to go to.

24. Do you like seafood?:
yepppp.

25. What is the most boring sport to watch in your opinion?:
BASEBALL.

26. How many languages can you say "hello" in?:
tagalog/filipino, chinese, japanese, spanish, engrish. french. 6.

27. What do you think is the most important issue in the upcoming election?:
fgdsgsdzf

28. What is your favorite Disney movie?:
mulan, pocahantas, and aladin. and the one with the rats.

29. What is something you can never agree with your parents on?:
loooots of things.

30. Have you ever broken your cell phone before?:
nooope.

31. Could you locate Afghanistan on a map?:
yep.

32. When is the last time you've played mini golf?:
like 2 or 3 years ago for less than 5 min bc my bf at the time was being a dick.

33. What color are the walls in your room?:
plain ol' white.

34. Did you ever watch The Smurfs when you were a kid?:
nope.

35. Have you ever learned the dance that was in a music video?:
hhaaaa. nooo.

36. What war do you know the most about?:
war ii.

37. Do you want to live or prefer living in the city, suburbs, or rural areas?:
hmmm...they're all fine to me.

38. Have you ever painted your nails black?:
yep.

39. Who is your favorite superhero?:
gaaaah. i like a lot.

40. What do you think of the TV show South Park?:
anything thing on the disney channel.

41. Do you have friends that you talk to on Xanga?:
not anymore. they're all on myspace and facebook.

42. What is one food that you will never try?:
anything alive.

43. Do you like chocolate or chewy candy better?:
both.

44. Are you superstitious?:
nope.

45. What is your favorite song of the moment?:
dkgjsezfdz

46. Do you adore alliteration?:
meh. it's a lot easier than rhyming. i think.

47. What is the last book that you read?:
wicked lovely by marr. it's not bad at all.

48. Are you a light or heavy sleeper?:
very light.

49. What time did you wake up this morning?:
630ish

50. Who do you most look up to?:
sdgjhrf

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Monday, August 11, 2008

tired.

band camp this morning...ugggh...fell asleep when i got home and i have to go back again at six of the clock!

1. Don't you hate how not everyone is born with talent like your favorite singer?
no. everyone is meant to do something. if we all were kick ass singers then no one would have a talent.

2. Please tell me you think it's not fair that some people are recognized and get their dream job only because their family helped them get there.
sure.

3. Do you think horizontal shirts really make you look bigger? Or do people just say that?
somewhat true.

4. So whatever your answer to the last question, do you avoid buying that kind?
nope.

5. Do you like swiss cheese?
yesss.

6. Do you enjoy playing the game catch phrase?
never played it.

7. Which smiley face do you use the most online?
:D or ;~;

8. Do you believe that you can only use one sheet of the Bounty paper towels to get the WHOLE job done?
FUCK NO!

9. Don't you wish you knew your favorite celeb before they got famous?
whatever.

10. What are your school's colors, if you're in school?
red and white.

11. Do you think you'll make it till graduation?
less than a year! woo hoo! class of  '09

12. Do you remember those butterfly clips that tons of girls would put in their hair?
the sparkly ones? yeaaah. i always moved around and my hair would get stuck in the wings.

13. Do you actually buy things when you go to the mall? Or do you just go there for something to do?
both.

14. Can you eat lobster?
yeesss. so goood.

15. Doesn't seeing the face and stuff on the lobster bother you?
nope.

16. Do you feel like you need to wash your hands?
yeah.

17. What's your main ring tone on your phone? What about for text messages?
it's usually one vibrate.

18. If you want to get married, do you know where you would like your wedding to be?
fancy hotel or beach.

19. Do you understand the term beautiful disaster?
nope.

20. Don't you just hate when people assume things?
yes! although i am one of those people.

21. Have you ever loved somebody so much it made you cry?
um...no?

22. Have you ever needed something so bad you can't sleep at night?
maybe?

23. Have you ever tried to find the words, but they won't come out right?
all the time.

24. Did you know those last 3 questions all came from a song? If so, which song?
...

25. Don't you hate when you do bold surveys and the letters in italic won't change back to normal?
yes.

26. Do you hate when people assume they have a phobia about something? Like when they are just a little scared of the dark and they say they are Nyctophobic.
YES. everyone says their scared of closed spaces. ugh.

28. Do you think everyone is a hypocrite?
yes.

29. Are there any fairs or carnivals where you live that come around every year?
the OC fair and some other ones.

30. Do you think going to the movies is getting to be way too expensive?
yep.

31. Do you suck on your Now and Laters or just bite them right away?
wtf are now and laters?

32. You know how people can get pictures put on a cake? Do you think the picture part tastes funny?
lol. maybe? never noticed.

33. Have you ever ran into a dog or cat bowl and knocked all the food/water out?
more than once.

34. Do you feel like you have a stomach ache all the time?
kinda? not ALL the time but a lot.

35. Do you have a friend that annoys the piss out of you?
i'm not friends with those people.

36. Does caffeine make you feel more awake?
nope. i drink it so much that if i don't drink it i'll get a headache.

37. Do you like the feeling of cotton balls?
er?

38. Do you like your best friend's mom?
yeah!

39. Do you have a youtube account?
yeah.

40. Don't you hate when people steal your ideas?
absolutely.

41. Are you about to take a shower?
nope.

42. Does it bother you that I ended this on number 42?

no.


Sunday, August 10, 2008

holy shit.

i haven't updated since May.

How are you feeling?
lazy but not tired.


Why?
because it's summer.

Was Avril Lavigne ever good?

her first cd and she kept going down hill.

What's your favorite thing to draw?
ha. friends.

Are/were your parents strict about the volume of your stereo?

nope because i never turned up too loud.

Isn't Miley Cyrus such a joke?
sure.

Why are you bored?
sunday morning.

Do you know who Guy Ripley is?
i'm guessing he's the "ripley's believe it or not" guy.

Can you name the members of your favorite band?
no. i don't live and breathe and sleep my favourite band. they don't know my name.

Iz it stoopid 2 typ3 lik dis?
yeah. junior high stuff.


What's your take on skater boys?
some are cute, most are cocky assholes.

Do you have an MP3 player or iPod?
cheap mp3 player. still too poor for an iPod.

Is it fun to talk like a gangster sometimes?
sure.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no.

What's your favorite videogame?
twilight princess!

Are labels for soup cans?

that saying is annoying. no one gives a shit.

What's the weather like?
hot.

Have you ever played with Legos?
yeah.

What's your take on the smell of play-doh?
i get use to it.

Do you type with the numbers above the letters or the numberpad?
both.

Ever taken a screenshot?
no.

Have you ever felt alone?
hmmm...yeah.

When do you feel the most loved?
when family, friends, and lover are near.


Is this random enough?
no. not at all. being "random" isn't even random anymore.

Do you hate when AIM turns :) into a smiley?
yes.

Did you ever watch Juno?
yeah. it's a good movie, but it's now one of the trendy things to like just because everyone else likes it.

How about Superbad?
haha. funny. but i watched it too many times.

Do you use Qtips to clean your ears?
yeah.

Guitar or Bass?
i'm so sick of guitar players.

When Blink-182 broke up, did you side with Tom or Mark?
i don't care.


Is Netflix convenient?
never tried it.

How often do you brush your teeth?
once a day ^^;

Hoodie or coat?
hoodie!

Classic Chucks or the new low-tops?
i like both.

Were you mad when Panic! At The Disco dropped the !:
fuck panic. never liked them.

Would you say you've led a pretty good life so far?
yes! besides all the stupid drama, yes i really like life. or maybe my summer has been kick ass.

Have you ever been to Warped Tour?
no.

Is it true that all girls love Vitamin Water?
no. i don't.

What's the worst injury you've ever sustained?
hmmm...my injuries have never been so "bad".

If you could marry a celebrity, who would it be?
haha. he's not exactly a celebrity (yet) but he is mighty fiiiiiine...


Have you ever completed a 1000 piece puzzle?
naaah. i suck at p uzzles.

A one or an one?
hmm. i'm guess it's a one because if you pronounce it sounds like a "wun"...one of those exception rules...(like AN hour, although it starts with H)

Have you ever heard a person from Philadelphia say water?
nope.

Do you keep a journal?
use to.

What's the best pick-up line you ever heard?
"is you daddy a terrorist because you da bomb."

How often are you on MySpace (if you have one)?
about everyday but i'm on it for like five minutes.

Acoustic or electric?
both are fine.

Can you turn it up to 11?
...

Do you even know what that's from?
obviously not.

Am I boring you?
nah.

What snack can you eat by the bag?
chips.

Are you ready for the cable changes in 2009?
that's retarded. the world is becoing like orwell's 1984

Will there really be an apocalypse one day?
if you believe so.

Type a Chuck Norris joke.:
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Is G-A-B-E a'comin for you?
no.

I trust you know this, but I meant Gabe Saporta.
...

Do you have texting enabled on your cellphone? Do your parents?
yeah...i finally got unlimited! yay! and my parents don't know now to use text. haha.

How many other students are in your grade at school?
a lot.

Has your school ever been featured on an MTV show like Made?
no.

Are you religious?
no.

Are Catholics too strict?
islam is more strict.

If God created us all and there are sins he doesn't want us to commit why would he give us the power to commit them?
exactly.

That's a pretty choice question, isn't it?
yes.

Are you smug?

no.

Where's your favorite place to shop?
Buffalo's Exchange! it had inexpensive "new and recycled fashion!"

Do you have to go to the Grocery store with your parents?
yeah.

Macbeth: a play or a shoe?
play.

What's on your bedroom wall?
loooots of random pictures...no bands or celebs.

Tacks, tape, putty, or nails?
tape and tacks.

Did you get scared watching any Saw movies?
ugh. fuck those movies.

Does anything scare you?
yeah.

Hey There Delilah: guilty pleasure or pure hate?
never liked it and i don't hate it.

What does FBR stand for?
Ef
Bee
Are

Name a movie Matt Damon was in besides the Bourne trilogy:
yjgcfhfdg

Did you hear Anna-Nicole Smith died?
yes. long ago.

How old do you think Hugh Hefner is?
idc.

What color is your keyboard?
grey and black.

Have you ever used livejournal or Mibba before?
nope.

Where's a better go-to for photos: photobucket or buzznet?
i use photobucket.

Is Pete Wentz real?
i don't give a shit.

Do you own a Viva La Bands compilation?
i don't give a shit.

Film or digital?
polaroid. and digital.

Have you ever had Farmers' Iced Tea?
no.

But you've had an Arizona, right?
yeah.

Which was your favorite Gameboy: Pocket, Color, Advanced, or SP?
SP.

Did you watch Barney when you were little?
yeah.

BJ was a suggestive name, wasn't it?
lol. i have a short friend name BJ! haha.

Where's the craziest place you've ever fallen asleep?
no where, really.

How spicy do you like your Salsa?
spicy but not to the point where my eyes and tongue hurt.

If you had a twin, would they be identical or fraternal?
identical!

Why?
bc it'd be creepy.

What's the difference?
i don't need to say.

Do you have the Guitar Hero disease?
fuck no. i have never lifted that piece of plastic shit and never will.

Was Rock Band a ripoff, or did it end up better?
ugherfdzc.

Did you ever notice a lot of bands from the 90's had numbers in their name?
no.

What does 3EB mean to you?
nothing.

Energy drink of choice?
i don't like energy drinks.

Should I keep going?
yeah.

Are you mad I did anyway?
nah.

Do your parents get free things from where they work?
no...but we get discounts to places like sea world, six flags, d-land, and knotts. reeaaalllyyy goood discounts.

Have you ever kept the same pencil for an entire school year?
no.

Can you snap your fingers?
only with one hand.

What's the worst book you ever read?
TWILIGHT. ugggh. it's bland, shitty writing style, falt characters, cheesy, and CLICHE'd.

Do you have a lot of family photos?
yes!

Are a lot of them framed on your walls purposely to embarrass you?
a lot are framed but not embarrressing.

Is there a woset in your closet?
a what?

Who's the executive producer of all Law & Order shows?
i don't give a shit.

Did you ever see the movie Holes?
yeah.

Did you know Mr. Sir is actually Angelina Jolie's father?
i don't give a shit.

Ironic that he and Shia both ended up in Transformers, eh?
i don't give a shit.

Is world peace possible?
no. honestly, as much as a lot of us want it.

Have you ever participated in The Day Of Silence?
nope. i support gays but how is that helping?

If so, did you get in trouble for it?
ummm, our school allows it. a club even handed t- shirts saying "Day of Silience" if you were participating in it.

What was your favorite report you did in school?
Serial Killers! i can't wait to major in criminalogy!

Is summer vacation a relief or a disappointment?
relief! even if i did hve summerschool.

Have I made any spelling mistakes yet?
i don't think so.

Do you make a lot of grammatical errors?
yeah.

Have you ever felt like you wanted to hit someone due to their stupidity?
who hasn't?

Which fast food restaurant has the dirtiest bathrooms?
depends.

What's the longest you've ever waited in a Drive-Thru?
i only go if there's three cars or less. more is ridiculous.

Thru or Through? It's kind of stupid.:
depends. formally, i write through.

Do you have any Xs in your screen name?

nope.

Does that make you emo?
no. it makes you ganstuh or asian.

Buzz Lightyear of...?
...damnit. i forgot.

Who's your favorite Marvel superhero?

psh! marvel! it's about DC!

Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
whatever.

Is it "gay" for men to carry messenger bags?
kinda.

Do you think people often confuse metrosexual and homosexual?
yeah.

What's your take on GLBTs, anyway?
they're human.

Can you speak any other languages?
i wish.

Is it sexy when people speak Spanish?
meh. i went to a elementary and junior high school where 95% of the kids were meixcan. it's nothing special.

If a person is of German origin, are they a Nazi?
no. Nazi is a party and German is a ethnicticy.

Are we all victims of opportunity?
no.

Did you get the inside joke of that?
no.

What's a humbucker?
something to dow ith a guitar. i don't remember.

What's the First Rule of Fight Club?
i don't give a shit.

The second?
i don't give a shit.

Do you ever call Brad Pitt "Tyler Durden"?
no.

Have you ever read a book by Ellen Hopkins?
no.

Did you ever get to meet a celebrity and walk away disappointed?
no.

If not, I don't suggest meeting Oli Sykes.
okay.

Are you happy it's finally over?
sure.

Famous Last Words?

"now comes the mystery" -- H.W. beecher




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